OK seriously, about 40 bajillion people have already called JJ a twat. I have never heard that word used on the internet before. WTH?

PS. Awesome. 

I believe in Mega Shark

Oh, and despite the tasty shrimp, jj is a twat.

Frankly, I am delighted.  According to my calculations, if megashark were cruising at that speed, the friction of his body would heat the water directly around him to well past the boiling point.  This means that every time megashark cruised by at death in the skies speed, he would leave a wake of yummy, boiled shrimps!  I say "Megashark gumbo is a go!"

@dpil1 No one has considered the appearance of MS and recent Tsunami activity...A coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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This is totally photoshopped!

Anal genital warts are the mega sharks achilles heel. Watch your ass Mr. Mega Shark.

JJ is a twat, but he is also my new hero. I too like poopie JJ. 

I couldn't agree more, JJ is a major twat and i find this whole thing very amusing... F#(k you JJ!!

fuck off nicole this is not your battle. My father was eaten by a MegaShark and these non-believers need to be informed.

oh and jj.... fuck you, you're a twat

Its just funny and random. Lighten up people!

Dont worry, be happy

Whatttttttt hahahhaha this comments are better than the shark crap

The amount of unaware on this board is staggering.

Wolfram Alpha confirms that the Mega Shark not only EXISTS, but jumps at these vectors.

i actually saw that movie it sucked

Derp. 

jj is still a twat, though. Right?

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus FTW

Impossible...........................

Has anyone enjoyed the math skills used here? I think that is the whole point.

This is too funny. Funnier still are the people that take this too seriously. Do they have so little joy irl that they can't have fun on the interwebs?

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fuck man.........

Seems legit to me....

can u make something about giant pandas? they are a lot more cuter..

not to mention how on earth would it get down safely

I'm the original jj and I don't like being made fun of...I only like making fun of

CAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Everyone who is taking this serioulsy and discusing the science invovled is an idiot.

Its a joke, based on a funny b-movie.

Some people should not be allowed online.

I'm a cock

una mierda

I like poopie

I like Mega Shark.  He's really a very nice, but misunderstood, shark. He's like a pet dog catching a frisbee, only bigger and catching planes. And he has that cute smile just before he playfully latches on.  Adorable.

The top was amusing. The bottom were people don't understand humor in there posts is better. stupid ass clowns

Too funny.  This was rad

Is this for real?

i think it is really good to know this could have happened

these sharks are a menace. i've heard some are developing larger fins and the ability to hold their breath for an extended length of time in order to glide and take down more than one plane.
i'll never fly again...

HAHAHHA this is the best thing ever

its obviously a joke

wtf !!!!!!!

I dont know if anyone realizes that this is from a movie and it is quite comical that someone has mapped out the exact path of the shark, one of the worst movies I have ever seen if not the worst. this gave me quite the laugh.

Finally, an explanation.  Will not fly Condor Airlines over the ocean

This is funny... but funnier the comments generated... Some people just takes things too darn seriously... Thanks Stephen

By the way has anyone heard about the Giant Yeti attacking Chinese people and favoring the Tibetans?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S ASSASSINATION WAS DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE CUM SHOT FROM MEGA SHARK'S UBER CHODE   

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MEGA SHARK IS INDEED A SPERM ADDICT  

omgz u ar all fagots! 

yeah! megaShark rules!!!

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Pie is better!

Derp.

jj is a twat.  also a piece of shit and a cock licker who eats vomit out of his own asshole.

Derp.

win

ahahahahha THIS IS AWESOME :D

1 metre is 3 feet, 3 inches. O_o

@foo ... lol
@JTlord ... HAHA i say 

@mega chavist!! ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but we have mega sharks with anti-anti mega shark missiles!!! take that!

I feel like everyone should watch the trailer before commenting. Not only is it life changing, but it also let's you comment without coming off completely moronic.

cake farts?

i like cake too

@Mega Chavist:  LOL!  You are, however, unprepared for giant octopus taking down your "dear President".  No anti-giant octopus missles and lasers...

And I can't believe people are criticizing this, you HAVE to watch the movie in order to fully understand this graphic.  All I can say is, "Holy sh**!"

First!

photoshopped.....

I need to build a shed to hold all this extra awesome... does megashark do carpentry?

@UrAllBrainFuckedMorons

Welcome to America :D

It's from a movie you bunch of Sarah Palin offsprings. LOL

haven't heard about the 1100lbs fire ant that lives in the caves...but fire ants are good for heating homes during the cold winter....get enough of them you can make smores.

i like cake

Oh my god people, this FUNNY. stop being so SRS. >:[

F*ckin hell would ye relax, it's just a bit of a laugh. Cuir e i do phiopa agus caith e. Gee-bags.

Ok, spent 30 min watching clips from that movie... I'm not sure which was more of a waste, visiting this site the 1st time, watching those clips, or visting this site the 2nd time... 

Key points here: 
1, You're all fucking morons for having read the stupid ass comments down this far
2, You're all fucking morons for having first visited this site
3, Everyone who watched that movie is a fucking moron for having gotten past the sheer stupidity of it, and then watching it.
4, I'm a fucking moron for having posted this when my contepmt is so obvious
5, I like saying "fucking moron"

lololol, I watched this movie once or tried to, and laughed for about 15 minutes straight after seeing that scene

one of the best movies of all time, megashark vs giant octopus inspired generations of fear towards flying and bridge crossing. so now im glad the math is here to back it up.

Craptastic, way too much time on some folks hands....

Are these people all RETARDED?! It says at the top that this is taken from the MOVIE Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! Please, actually read what you are looking at it before you make ignorant comments! OF COURSE THIS ISN"T REAL!!! ITS BASED ON A FICTIONAL MOVIE!

hahaha all the commenters except for these last two completely missed the point. Go watch the movie, then you'll understand.

lol, no kidding. i can't believe these people have never seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Has no one seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? jj -- it IS a movie, courtesy of The Asylum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum). Watch it. So damn funny. 

I am a twat.

I can not believe that i actually spent the time to read all this...
We are all pathetic if you ask me.

this is not a win it is an epic win

its making fun of a scy-fy channel movie

math.exe: You fail to take into consideration the unique, drag free skin of the Mega Shark. The water-drag free skin, which is like covered in minuscule small Mega shark teeth, of the Mega shark have developed over time to also be super drag free to air.

You Gotta Believe

This all seams pretty retarded to me.

wow you are all literally retarded.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT O_O 

Air drag on the shark has been neglected.
713.01 Km/H would be more accurate for this calculation anyhow,
709.2 Km/H would put it 21.3 m short.

anyone believes this???? sad

fluck venezuela, you iranian wannabees. You sluck at sloccer too.

I believe. Thanks for spreading the word about this threat. Thanks for getting all these morons to take time to comment about each others' comments. Long days and pleasant nights to you, Mega Shark. We will be watching for you.

I live in Venezuela.  We know some americans hired pro trained mega sharks to get down Hugo Chavez's (our dearest president) plane down.  You wont succeed.  Hugo Chavez Air Force 1 has anti-mega-shark missile and lasers.

this is bulls..t

Ok... does this make sense then?

Said shark in question is 40m long and weighs... 240tons.  
great white is 7m long and weighs... 7 tons.

compare the height that a great white can 'jump' out of the water.
now... correct me if I'm wrong, but something that weighs almost 34 times as much weight would NOT be able to jump as high as you're predicting.

inertia, gravity, and physics in general wouldn't allow this 'beast' of a damn shark to jump that high.  At least you'd think.

Oh... and how the hell is a shark able to see a plane over 1km in the air?  I sense a new predator for eagles.

EZ2BMEaz123 - DAMN you're ignorant! I bet you haven't heard about the 1100lbs fire ant that lives in the caves close to NY, or the massive man killer squirrel in the Finnish woods?

People like you makes the world a strange place, all abandoned to personal beliefs and fictious religions.

Learn some hard facts and science!

pagal bana rhe ho........

Nobody likes a pedant, Buzzkillington.

Come on. Give me a break! You don't really expect me to believe that a giant shark could launch himself high enough into the sky to take down an aircraft flying overhead at cloud level, do you? I'm not that gullible. I think what you are doing is incorrectly equating size to distance traveled, and obviously you are neglecting mass and gravity.

I agree with jj. Originality is more important than anything. Right, jj?

I agree, JJ IS a twat.

A very unoriginal name and comment

A very unoriginal layout and concept

This is win.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-