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Uncovering The Secrets of Mega Shark
Death In The Sk

 

Uncovering The Secrets of Mega Shark

Death In The Skies

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MilitantJester (guest)
6/26/2010 5:34:14 PM
OK seriously, about 40 bajillion people have already called JJ a twat. I have never heard that word used on the internet before. WTH?

PS. Awesome. 
Commentor (guest)
6/9/2010 12:40:28 PM
I believe in Mega Shark
Paul the cab driver (guest)
4/30/2010 8:22:20 AM
Oh, and despite the tasty shrimp, jj is a twat.
Paul the cab driver (guest)
4/30/2010 8:00:24 AM
Frankly, I am delighted.  According to my calculations, if megashark were cruising at that speed, the friction of his body would heat the water directly around him to well past the boiling point.  This means that every time megashark cruised by at death in the skies speed, he would leave a wake of yummy, boiled shrimps!  I say "Megashark gumbo is a go!"
JJamJJ (guest)
4/4/2010 12:01:03 PM
@dpil1 No one has considered the appearance of MS and recent Tsunami activity...A coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Don't fuck with me! I'm an expert!
Anon (guest)
3/14/2010 5:50:19 AM
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H4X0R (guest)
3/3/2010 9:57:54 PM
<img src="http://copytaste.com/Media/Image/8ab4be9f-fe0d-4924-8b8b-949d92e31ead.jpg" alt="fook" />

THank YOu WOrld
H4X0RJimDuggan (guest)
3/3/2010 9:55:38 PM
This is totally photoshopped!
JJisAtwat (guest)
2/24/2010 9:45:49 PM
Anal genital warts are the mega sharks achilles heel. Watch your ass Mr. Mega Shark.
TurdCutter (guest)
2/24/2010 9:42:30 PM
JJ is a twat, but he is also my new hero. I too like poopie JJ. 
JoshuuuaaJames (guest)
2/23/2010 9:24:28 PM
I couldn't agree more, JJ is a major twat and i find this whole thing very amusing... F#(k you JJ!!
RyanMichealMahon (guest)
2/23/2010 7:58:36 PM
fuck off nicole this is not your battle. My father was eaten by a MegaShark and these non-believers need to be informed.

oh and jj.... fuck you, you're a twat
Nicole (guest)
2/22/2010 12:52:40 AM
Its just funny and random. Lighten up people!
David Chandra (guest)
2/21/2010 10:00:21 PM
Dont worry, be happy
why (guest)
2/21/2010 9:21:39 PM
Whatttttttt hahahhaha this comments are better than the shark crap
bbmisc4life (guest)
2/21/2010 8:17:32 PM
The amount of unaware on this board is staggering.
Wolfram (guest)
2/21/2010 8:09:39 PM
Wolfram Alpha confirms that the Mega Shark not only EXISTS, but jumps at these vectors.
kev (guest)
2/21/2010 7:37:09 PM
i actually saw that movie it sucked
jj (guest)
2/21/2010 5:57:51 PM
Derp. 
fattie 5 strings (guest)
2/21/2010 2:11:53 PM
jj is still a twat, though. Right?
bmovies rock (guest)
2/21/2010 1:30:11 PM
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus FTW
Ahmad Tahir (guest)
2/21/2010 11:11:14 AM
Impossible...........................
SilentJay (guest)
2/21/2010 6:42:49 AM
Has anyone enjoyed the math skills used here? I think that is the whole point.
mom (guest)
2/20/2010 12:48:12 PM
This is too funny. Funnier still are the people that take this too seriously. Do they have so little joy irl that they can't have fun on the interwebs?
Hawk (guest)
2/19/2010 8:25:27 PM
Mega Shark takes care of all his Computer Memory needs at MemorySuppliers.com
xyz (guest)
2/19/2010 12:54:13 PM
fuck man.........
meganub (guest)
2/19/2010 8:56:21 AM
Seems legit to me....
terry (guest)
2/19/2010 2:18:52 AM
can u make something about giant pandas? they are a lot more cuter..
dpil1 (guest)
2/19/2010 1:40:46 AM
not to mention how on earth would it get down safely
the original jj (guest)
2/19/2010 12:27:43 AM
I'm the original jj and I don't like being made fun of...I only like making fun of
jade (guest)
2/18/2010 9:31:14 PM
CAAAAAAAAAAKE!
WOW (guest)
2/18/2010 9:31:11 PM
Everyone who is taking this serioulsy and discusing the science invovled is an idiot.

Its a joke, based on a funny b-movie.

Some people should not be allowed online.
JJ (guest)
2/18/2010 8:51:32 PM
I'm a cock
deiserlos (guest)
2/18/2010 7:24:21 PM
una mierda
JJ (guest)
2/18/2010 7:08:58 PM
I like poopie
Whales are my friends (guest)
2/18/2010 6:25:36 PM
I like Mega Shark.  He's really a very nice, but misunderstood, shark. He's like a pet dog catching a frisbee, only bigger and catching planes. And he has that cute smile just before he playfully latches on.  Adorable.
Joe (guest)
2/18/2010 5:27:47 PM
The top was amusing. The bottom were people don't understand humor in there posts is better. stupid ass clowns
Jacburd (guest)
2/18/2010 4:22:54 PM
Too funny.  This was rad
MGL (guest)
2/18/2010 4:10:59 PM
Is this for real?
g-string (guest)
2/18/2010 4:05:05 PM
i think it is really good to know this could have happened
master of walnuts (guest)
2/18/2010 4:03:23 PM
these sharks are a menace. i've heard some are developing larger fins and the ability to hold their breath for an extended length of time in order to glide and take down more than one plane.
i'll never fly again...
baish (guest)
2/18/2010 3:58:52 PM
HAHAHHA this is the best thing ever
Mayn (guest)
2/18/2010 2:42:37 PM
its obviously a joke
Nick (guest)
2/18/2010 2:35:47 PM
wtf !!!!!!!
smacks forehead (guest)
2/18/2010 2:24:41 PM
I dont know if anyone realizes that this is from a movie and it is quite comical that someone has mapped out the exact path of the shark, one of the worst movies I have ever seen if not the worst. this gave me quite the laugh.
J4W5 (guest)
2/18/2010 12:31:39 PM
Finally, an explanation.  Will not fly Condor Airlines over the ocean
josefomanu (guest)
2/18/2010 11:42:44 AM
This is funny... but funnier the comments generated... Some people just takes things too darn seriously... Thanks Stephen
partlysane (guest)
2/18/2010 11:29:34 AM
By the way has anyone heard about the Giant Yeti attacking Chinese people and favoring the Tibetans?
MEGA JESUS (guest)
2/18/2010 10:50:53 AM
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S ASSASSINATION WAS DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE CUM SHOT FROM MEGA SHARK'S UBER CHODE   
DIXIE NORMOUS (guest)
2/18/2010 10:48:18 AM
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MEGA SHARK IS INDEED A SPERM ADDICT  
lolzorz (guest)
2/18/2010 4:49:10 AM
omgz u ar all fagots! 
heartattackandvine (guest)
2/18/2010 4:27:24 AM
yeah! megaShark rules!!!
lcveqakt (guest)
2/18/2010 3:56:45 AM
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the Muffin man takes your wife too. (guest)
2/17/2010 9:26:25 PM
Pie is better!
Geraldino (guest)
2/17/2010 8:29:48 PM
Derp.
Anal Destroyer (guest)
2/17/2010 8:21:51 PM
jj is a twat.  also a piece of shit and a cock licker who eats vomit out of his own asshole.
Dr. J (guest)
2/17/2010 7:58:50 PM
Derp.
sam (guest)
2/17/2010 7:23:43 PM
win
RebelArms (guest)
2/17/2010 6:30:32 PM
ahahahahha THIS IS AWESOME :D
Anon (guest)
2/17/2010 5:27:45 PM
1 metre is 3 feet, 3 inches. O_o
giggles (guest)
2/17/2010 5:11:17 PM
@foo ... lol
@JTlord ... HAHA i say 
giggles (guest)
2/17/2010 5:09:36 PM
@mega chavist!! ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but we have mega sharks with anti-anti mega shark missiles!!! take that!
bdolson (guest)
2/17/2010 4:49:15 PM
I feel like everyone should watch the trailer before commenting. Not only is it life changing, but it also let's you comment without coming off completely moronic.
hrmmm...... (guest)
2/17/2010 4:07:07 PM
cake farts?
cake eater (guest)
2/17/2010 3:14:31 PM
i like cake too
JJPizzle (guest)
2/17/2010 2:19:19 PM
@Mega Chavist:  LOL!  You are, however, unprepared for giant octopus taking down your "dear President".  No anti-giant octopus missles and lasers...

And I can't believe people are criticizing this, you HAVE to watch the movie in order to fully understand this graphic.  All I can say is, "Holy sh**!"
JJ wannabee (guest)
2/17/2010 1:40:40 PM
First!
jj junior (guest)
2/17/2010 9:47:41 AM
photoshopped.....
ggms (guest)
2/17/2010 9:25:43 AM
I need to build a shed to hold all this extra awesome... does megashark do carpentry?
JTLord (guest)
2/17/2010 9:23:03 AM
@UrAllBrainFuckedMorons

Welcome to America :D
foo (guest)
2/17/2010 8:40:19 AM
It's from a movie you bunch of Sarah Palin offsprings. LOL
tv (guest)
2/17/2010 8:34:55 AM
haven't heard about the 1100lbs fire ant that lives in the caves...but fire ants are good for heating homes during the cold winter....get enough of them you can make smores.
hmm (guest)
2/17/2010 7:55:19 AM
i like cake
bradbreh (guest)
2/17/2010 7:24:58 AM
Oh my god people, this FUNNY. stop being so SRS. >:[
Coilichin (guest)
2/17/2010 7:11:09 AM
F*ckin hell would ye relax, it's just a bit of a laugh. Cuir e i do phiopa agus caith e. Gee-bags.
UrAllBrainFuckedMorons (guest)
2/16/2010 10:20:48 PM
Ok, spent 30 min watching clips from that movie... I'm not sure which was more of a waste, visiting this site the 1st time, watching those clips, or visting this site the 2nd time... 

Key points here: 
1, You're all fucking morons for having read the stupid ass comments down this far
2, You're all fucking morons for having first visited this site
3, Everyone who watched that movie is a fucking moron for having gotten past the sheer stupidity of it, and then watching it.
4, I'm a fucking moron for having posted this when my contepmt is so obvious
5, I like saying "fucking moron"
franc (guest)
2/16/2010 8:21:41 PM
lololol, I watched this movie once or tried to, and laughed for about 15 minutes straight after seeing that scene
Crash (guest)
2/16/2010 6:16:49 PM
one of the best movies of all time, megashark vs giant octopus inspired generations of fear towards flying and bridge crossing. so now im glad the math is here to back it up.
Hellchylde (guest)
2/16/2010 5:57:00 PM
Craptastic, way too much time on some folks hands....
ABunchOfTards (guest)
2/16/2010 4:24:28 PM
Are these people all RETARDED?! It says at the top that this is taken from the MOVIE Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! Please, actually read what you are looking at it before you make ignorant comments! OF COURSE THIS ISN"T REAL!!! ITS BASED ON A FICTIONAL MOVIE!
Fred The Man (guest)
2/16/2010 4:18:37 PM
hahaha all the commenters except for these last two completely missed the point. Go watch the movie, then you'll understand.
fredrick (guest)
2/16/2010 4:04:08 PM
lol, no kidding. i can't believe these people have never seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Dr. Seiji Shimada (guest)
2/16/2010 3:04:54 PM
Has no one seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? jj -- it IS a movie, courtesy of The Asylum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum). Watch it. So damn funny. 
JJ (guest)
2/16/2010 2:54:37 PM
I am a twat.
Believe (guest)
2/16/2010 2:16:22 PM
I can not believe that i actually spent the time to read all this...
We are all pathetic if you ask me.
david (guest)
2/16/2010 2:09:05 PM
this is not a win it is an epic win
jj (guest)
2/16/2010 1:40:06 PM
its making fun of a scy-fy channel movie
mr n0itall (guest)
2/16/2010 1:39:01 PM
math.exe: You fail to take into consideration the unique, drag free skin of the Mega Shark. The water-drag free skin, which is like covered in minuscule small Mega shark teeth, of the Mega shark have developed over time to also be super drag free to air.
Muffin (guest)
2/16/2010 1:34:01 PM
You Gotta Believe
Kyra-Emi (guest)
2/16/2010 1:28:31 PM
This all seams pretty retarded to me.
ry (guest)
2/16/2010 1:22:41 PM
wow you are all literally retarded.
JR (guest)
2/16/2010 12:15:20 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT O_O 
math.exe (guest)
2/16/2010 11:14:11 AM
Air drag on the shark has been neglected.
713.01 Km/H would be more accurate for this calculation anyhow,
709.2 Km/H would put it 21.3 m short.
treky (guest)
2/16/2010 10:58:13 AM
anyone believes this???? sad
SpongeBobOfTheSea (guest)
2/16/2010 10:42:15 AM
fluck venezuela, you iranian wannabees. You sluck at sloccer too.
SpongeBobOfTheSea (guest)
2/16/2010 10:40:50 AM
I believe. Thanks for spreading the word about this threat. Thanks for getting all these morons to take time to comment about each others' comments. Long days and pleasant nights to you, Mega Shark. We will be watching for you.
Mega Chavist (guest)
2/16/2010 10:40:38 AM
I live in Venezuela.  We know some americans hired pro trained mega sharks to get down Hugo Chavez's (our dearest president) plane down.  You wont succeed.  Hugo Chavez Air Force 1 has anti-mega-shark missile and lasers.
(guest)
2/16/2010 10:40:33 AM
this is bulls..t
andy (guest)
2/16/2010 10:26:05 AM
Ok... does this make sense then?

Said shark in question is 40m long and weighs... 240tons.  
great white is 7m long and weighs... 7 tons.

compare the height that a great white can 'jump' out of the water.
now... correct me if I'm wrong, but something that weighs almost 34 times as much weight would NOT be able to jump as high as you're predicting.

inertia, gravity, and physics in general wouldn't allow this 'beast' of a damn shark to jump that high.  At least you'd think.

Oh... and how the hell is a shark able to see a plane over 1km in the air?  I sense a new predator for eagles.
mr n0itall (guest)
2/16/2010 10:20:07 AM
EZ2BMEaz123 - DAMN you're ignorant! I bet you haven't heard about the 1100lbs fire ant that lives in the caves close to NY, or the massive man killer squirrel in the Finnish woods?

People like you makes the world a strange place, all abandoned to personal beliefs and fictious religions.

Learn some hard facts and science!
visu (guest)
2/16/2010 9:46:52 AM
pagal bana rhe ho........
jj (guest)
2/16/2010 2:07:22 AM
Nobody likes a pedant, Buzzkillington.
EZ2BMEaz123 (guest)
2/16/2010 1:01:55 AM
Come on. Give me a break! You don't really expect me to believe that a giant shark could launch himself high enough into the sky to take down an aircraft flying overhead at cloud level, do you? I'm not that gullible. I think what you are doing is incorrectly equating size to distance traveled, and obviously you are neglecting mass and gravity.
jj (guest)
2/15/2010 8:31:04 PM
I agree with jj. Originality is more important than anything. Right, jj?
I agree... (guest)
2/15/2010 6:36:06 PM
I agree, JJ IS a twat.
JJ is a twat (guest)
2/15/2010 5:56:34 PM
A very unoriginal name and comment
jj (guest)
2/13/2010 10:07:49 AM
A very unoriginal layout and concept
Wootwootintheboot (guest)
2/13/2010 10:06:44 AM
This is win.
Chanto327 (guest)
2/13/2010 10:03:23 AM
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-